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the MONSTER strikes again: TWICE

Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:16 pm

sunny

first Bundesliga game and Klose

SCORES a BEAUTY Very Happy

and then another

cheers

still 5 minutes to go

<Ale>

having previously produced a selfless assist for Toni

the best strike-force in world-football

<Ale>

Miro is now on 4 goals in 3 competitive games

Werder fans are already BEGGING him for forgiveness

Allofs offers 30 million Euro to sign him before the transfer window closes

and

Bavarian Makaay fans are penning a letter of apology to Klose as we speak , to be presented by the end of the game

<Ale>

meanwhile, the Milan, Real, Liverpool and ManU-presidents are scratching their heads, wondering why their managers did not tell them to sign the MONSTER for a ludicrous 12 million Euro

scratch

three cheers to Hoeness

he is a bona-fide moron , but buying Klose showed that there is a brain ticking away in his Bavarian "Dickschaedel"

<Ale> Biggrin
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Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:17 pm

ah, and by the way

Klose>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Ruud

Ale
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Re: the MONSTER strikes again: TWICE

Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:19 pm

Klose taken off now

one more goal and East-West German relations would have been set back by 20 years
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Post by Lard on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:21 pm

entarteter Otto wrote:ah, and by the way

Klose>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Ruud

Ale

Can agree with that <Ale>
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Post by Fey on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:22 pm

Is Klose better then Rooney now Otto???? <Ale>
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Post by TM on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:23 pm

against Hansa Rostock LMFAO!

Btw Otto post Klose's CL goal scoring record, if he has one! Laugh

Klose scored 13 goals last year, Ruud 31.

Ruud > Klose.
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Post by Machiavel on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:23 pm

RVN > Klose Ale

who , has the better domestic record + European Club football record ok
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Post by TM on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:24 pm

jonathan de guzman wrote:Truely amazing: against all odds, the underdogs FC Bayern, who only spend a lousy 70M on transfers, manage to get a quite convincing home win v the mighty Ossi's from Rostock, who spend a staggering 524,521 euro and 31 cents on transfers.
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Post by COTR on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:24 pm

I think klose has scored 5 goals in europe TM


not sure how many of those came in the UEFA though Smile
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Post by TM on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:25 pm

COTR wrote:I think klose has scored 5 goals in europe TM


not sure how many of those came in the UEFA though Smile

UEFA Cup Laughing

Ruud - 2nd highest no. goals in CL History.
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Re: the MONSTER strikes again: TWICE

Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:28 pm

sooooooo ein Taaaaaag

soooo wuuuunderschoeeeeeeeeen wieeeeeee heuuuuuuuteeeee


soooo eiiiiiiiiin Taaaaag.......


lol!

Toni and Ribery were signed as THE Superstars

yet , the humble German , der Euch alle lieb hat und entartet ist, told you that THE most important signing for Bayern this season would be

a Teuton

ie, Miro MONSTER

ASSIST MONSTER

GOAL MONSTER

HUMILITY MONSTER

LOYALTY MONSTER

WOLRD CUP MONSTER

BETRAYED MONSTER (by Werder FANS)

and did I lie to you

Question Question Question Question

the Americans at Liverpool must be wondering why they paid 23 million for Torres when the best striker in the world was available for

8 million

lol! lol! lol!

fortunately, Benitez knows what he's doing

Biggrin
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Post by TM on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:29 pm

Theres a reason why Klose is playing in a second rate leauge like the Bundasliga Otto Wink
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Post by Machiavel on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:30 pm

Klose a Teuton lol!

okay , anything you say ... now don't spill anything over your Klose poster ; you might aswell get a life size doll and take it to bed with you every night
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Post by TM on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:31 pm

Raifael wrote:Klose a Teuton lol!

okay , anything you say ... now don't spill anything over your Klose poster ; you might aswell get a life size doll and take it to bed with you every night

Laugh
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Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:36 pm

TM wrote:Theres a reason why Klose is playing in a second rate leauge like the Bundasliga Otto Wink

well

he also played in the second rate competition called the

WORLD CUP

lol!

CL superstars Ruud and Raul did as well

would anybody care to remind me how many goals either Raul or Ruud have so far scored

at THE VERY HIGHEST LEVEL

a Weltmeisterschaft

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and then please contrast it with Klose's record

much appreciated

lol!
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Post by Machiavel on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:40 pm

Klose has 33 goals in 68 games ; goal to game (0.48 )

RVN has 28 goals in 54 games ; goal to game (0.51)

add domestic + European Club football record

its RVN > Klose <Ale>

@ Otto

I RATE Klose , yes in the last two World Cups he was amazing .. but show some respect to other players , please <Ale>
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Post by Effenberg on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:41 pm

Funny, though, that nobody ever counts assists.
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Post by chrissicross on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:45 pm

entarteter Otto wrote:

Werder fans are already BEGGING him for forgiveness
Why should we do that?
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Post by Effenberg on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:46 pm

TM just removed his post saying "Klose wasn't Top Scorer at the last WC" before I (or anybody) could reply to it.

What a football fan.
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Re: the MONSTER strikes again: TWICE

Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:46 pm

agree with effe

even last season, where Werder fans started hating Klose because of his poor form (as well as flirtation with Bayern) he managed to get MORE ASSISTS than their beloved midfield genius

Diego

Laugh

the difference between Klose and Ruud is exactly the number of dimensions they have

Klose is FOUR DIMENSIONAL ( Time, Space, Goals, Assists)

Ruud is ONE DIMENSIONAL ( Goals)

lol!


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Post by Fey on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:48 pm

Klose is like the m'fucking Matrix itself Ale
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Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:48 pm

chrissicross wrote:
entarteter Otto wrote:

Werder fans are already BEGGING him for forgiveness
Why should we do that?

haha, don't play the innocent one , chrissi

it was those EVIL Bremen fans who called him a BAYERN-SAU

Evil or Very Mad Shocked Mad
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Post by Machiavel on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:49 pm

The final job is to score goals
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Post by Effenberg on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:50 pm

Raifael wrote:The final job is to score goals

Excuse me?

The job is to help the team win, first and foremost.
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Post by Rosicky on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:51 pm

Yes i hear martins two goals were very good. Ale
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Post by Machiavel on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:51 pm

Effenberg wrote:
Raifael wrote:The final job is to score goals

Excuse me?

The job is to help the team win, first and foremost.

and by scoring goals , you do that Doh
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Post by  on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:54 pm

Raifael wrote:The final job is to score goals

what counts are SCORERPOINTS

ie: goals + assists

if Toni had signed for Real, he would not have scored today

Ruud would never have been so selfless

alongside Klose the Italian will quickly become one of the top strikers in the Europe this season

Poldi will also benefit

Klose is not only a MONSTER

he is a COMPLETE MONSTER

lol!


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Post by Effenberg on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:54 pm

Raifael wrote:
Effenberg wrote:
Raifael wrote:The final job is to score goals

Excuse me?

The job is to help the team win, first and foremost.

and by scoring goals , you do that Doh

And you don't by giving assists, tackling players, going back on defense?

Bit simple, are we?
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Post by Machiavel on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:57 pm

Effenberg wrote:
Raifael wrote:
Effenberg wrote:
Raifael wrote:The final job is to score goals

Excuse me?

The job is to help the team win, first and foremost.

and by scoring goals , you do that Doh

And you don't by giving assists, tackling players, going back on defense?

Bit simple, are we?

RVN + Klose are two completely different players .. RVN does create goals + track back .. but maybe not as often as Klose.

RVN gets paid to score ; Higuain , Robinho etc get paid to create chances for him
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Post by TM on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:58 pm

Raifael wrote:
Effenberg wrote:
Raifael wrote:
Effenberg wrote:
Raifael wrote:The final job is to score goals

Excuse me?

The job is to help the team win, first and foremost.

and by scoring goals , you do that Doh

And you don't by giving assists, tackling players, going back on defense?

Bit simple, are we?

RVN + Klose are two completely different players .. RVN does create goals + track back .. but maybe not as often as Klose.

RVN gets paid to score ; Higuain , Robinho etc get paid to create chances for him

Yep, Ruud is excellent at holding the ball up and creating chances, how would Effenberg know? He's doesn't even watch Ruud.

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