Top 10 Attacking Central Midfielders
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List the players in rank order and highlight any English players in your top 10.

1. Fabregas
2. Scholes
3. Elano
4. Hleb
5. Gerrard
6. Arteta
7. Lampard
8. Rosicky
9. Kranjcar
10. Cahill

Since when has Fabregas been a ACM?

johan the baptist wrote:Since when has Fabregas been a ACM?

Well what other section does he qualify for? He's not a DM, and he scores and assists shitloads. Tell me smartarse, what is Fabregas?

I thought when people put Fabregas as a central midfielder others were moaning that he is an attacking midfielder who doesn't have any real defensive duties, which is why he has a high assist rate and good goalscoring record this season.

Gerrard is easily better than Hleb and Elano in my opinion.

Merry Krimbo wrote:

johan the baptist wrote:Since when has Fabregas been a ACM?

Well what other section does he qualify for? He's not a DM, and he scores and assists shitloads. Tell me smartarse, what is Fabregas?

He is just your mild-mannered central midfielder.

Christmas Turkey wrote:Gerrard is easily better than Hleb and Elano in my opinion.

Easily are you insane , he is light years better. One season doesn't change anything.

I don't care, he's not my sort of player, neither are Lampard or Cahill. Atleast he got onto the list, be grateful.

@ smartarse dutchie
If we don't include Fabregas in this list we don't include him in any of them. And if Batman is going to use this for something, and it doesn't lnvolve Cesc, then it is gay.

1. steven gerrard (with ease)
2. elano
3. hleb
4. lampard
5. cahill

1. Hleb - too easy, the only real genius in the PL.
2. Arteta
3. J.Cole
4. Rosicky
5. Elano
6. Kranjcar
The rest don't deserve a mention.

StevieG wrote:1. steven gerrard (with ease)
2. elano
3. hleb
4. lampard
5. cahill

Awesome list.

StevieG wrote:1. steven gerrard (with ease)
2. elano
3. hleb
4. lampard
5. cahill

Agreed

Why has no one got Joey Barton in their list? Is it because he is gash?

Well it's difficult to decide who is an attacking central midfielder and who isnt. Kranjac plays on the left yet he's in most peoples list.

My top 10 without bias would be

1. Anderson
2. Fabregas
3. Gerrard
4. Elano
5. Hleb Sure he's a good little dribbler but he cant shoot for $h!t.

Ok i stop there

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:Why has no one got Joey Barton in their list? Is it because he is gash?

I'm wondering where Jermaine "Nemo" Jenas is tbh, surely he is worth a mention.

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:Why has no one got Joey Barton in their list? Is it because he is gash?

I'm wondering where Jermaine "Nemo" Jenas is tbh, surely he is worth a mention.

Scientific studies have shown that Huddlestone >>>> Jenas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barton

You heard it here first

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:Why has no one got Joey Barton in their list? Is it because he is gash?

I'm wondering where Jermaine "Nemo" Jenas is tbh, surely he is worth a mention.

Scientific studies have shown that Huddlestone >>>> Jenas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barton

You heard it here first

It's like comparing horse $h!t to dog $h!t. If you have a preference then good for you.

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:Why has no one got Joey Barton in their list? Is it because he is gash?

I'm wondering where Jermaine "Nemo" Jenas is tbh, surely he is worth a mention.

Scientific studies have shown that Huddlestone >>>> Jenas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barton

You heard it here first

It's like comparing horse $h!t to dog $h!t. If you have a preference then good for you.

Huddlestone isnt dog $h!t. The other two are though

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:Why has no one got Joey Barton in their list? Is it because he is gash?

I'm wondering where Jermaine "Nemo" Jenas is tbh, surely he is worth a mention.

Scientific studies have shown that Huddlestone >>>> Jenas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barton

You heard it here first

It's like comparing horse $h!t to dog $h!t. If you have a preference then good for you.

Huddlestone isnt dog $h!t. The other two are though

He's fat, dumb, and can barely move or turn. But because he occasionally plays a nice pass you think he's the man.

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:

Merry Krimbo wrote:

Santas Xmas grOtto wrote:Why has no one got Joey Barton in their list? Is it because he is gash?

I'm wondering where Jermaine "Nemo" Jenas is tbh, surely he is worth a mention.

Scientific studies have shown that Huddlestone >>>> Jenas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Barton

You heard it here first

It's like comparing horse $h!t to dog $h!t. If you have a preference then good for you.

Huddlestone isnt dog $h!t. The other two are though

He's fat, dumb, and can barely move or turn. But because he occasionally plays a nice pass you think he's the man.

Fat and dumb is what you get going through the turnstiles every weekend at St James'. The UNIT is anything but

I've seen thinner cows 0trick.

Merry Krimbo wrote:I've seen thinner cows 0trick.

You're a card Dimbo. A real card.

Surely Huddlestone would be deemed anorexic when compared with your average Geordie - men and women?

The Dimbo and Twerp show should have it's own special thread, watching these two swordfighting round the board is magic!

L r d wrote:

My top 10 without bias would be

1. Anderson

The guy fergie says needs to vastly improve his attacking

And to think you actually had the nerve to call me knee jerk

Owen Thomas is a dick wrote:The Dimbo and Twerp show should have it's own special thread, watching these two swordfighting round the board is magic!

Dimbo is a good sport. Takes his continual arse whippings graciously

1 Stevie G-spot
2 Lampard
3 Fabregrass
4 Krancjar
5 Scholes
6 J Cole
7 Elano
8 Landzaat

Chins

1) Gerrard (obviously)
2) Fabregas
3) Elano
4) Scholes (although he is approaching past it status)
5) Arteta
6) Flump (if you give him a target man to feed off)
7) Ballsack
Michael Johnson
9) Anderson
10) Cahill

The only thing that gets it's arse whipped around here is your sister when it's Tweedles turn with her.

0trick there's a difference between being a big man and a fat man, up north you get big men, down south you get fat men.

COTR wrote:1) Gerrard (obviously)
2) Fabregas
3) Elano
4) Scholes (although he is approaching past it status)
5) Flump (if you give him a target man to feed off)
6) Ballsack
7) Michael Johnson
Anderson

No Cahill COTR?

I'd take him over Johnson, Ballack or Lampard.