"Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by COTR on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:02 pm

Klwsi RAUS ! wrote:@children

you want another brilliant prediction ?

here it comes

either BAbbel or Hamann will become a Liverpool manager within the next 15 years

you heard it here first Ale

We have our eyes on Klinsi I believe, but since he has been such a great success he would no doubt be untouchable

Do you think Hamman would be able to persuade gomez to play for liverpool. He looks a prospect Laugh
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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by  on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:12 pm

you will be glad to hear that Gomez might indeed be on the market at the end of the season Smile

Bayern were willing to pay 30 million in the past, but not anymore

ie

the lad is bound to end up in England cheers
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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by COTR on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:20 pm

Klwsi RAUS ! wrote:you will be glad to hear that Gomez might indeed be on the market at the end of the season Smile

Bayern were willing to pay 30 million in the past, but not anymore

ie

the lad is bound to end up in England cheers

Ok let's find the man a club

Bolton would have been a good fit but have just spent all their money on Elmander

Sunderland have cisse and jones so there are a no go

City are cash rich but even they are not that desperate

Hull have a few million to spend but will probably opt for the better prospect in Fraizer Campbell

Aston Villa will probably go for Crouch or Heskey if they want to replace carew

Newcastle have viduka, martins and owen

Boro have alves, aliadiere and tuncay

Liverpool have the biggest flop in football history (who has just been shortlisted for fifa player of the year)

Man U have manucho and zero

After thinking long and hard I have concluded that Gomez's best bet is possibly QPR. They are owned by Briatore and a billionaire and he should thrive in the championship. How much will he set them back otto ?
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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by  on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:30 pm

QPR it is , then

cheers

he is FAR better than Santa Cruz by the way

think about it

you don't want to miss out on yet another future EPL superstar Ale
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Post by Antarion on Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:04 pm

I sm on otto's side here, buying Marin when you have Kroos seems stupid.

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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by BrianS on Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:57 pm

Bayern are retarted. They should just sell Kroos. I still consider Kroos a bigger talent than Marin. He seems like the type who will do nothing the whole game but score or create a goal out of no where.
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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by debaser on Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:01 pm

Klwsi RAUS ! wrote:QPR it is , then

cheers

he is FAR better than Santa Cruz by the way

think about it

you don't want to miss out on yet another future EPL superstar Ale
Santa Who?

Nah, Gomez'd probably do fine in the prem. He clearly can't handle international football, but at club level he's got a great scoring record, and seems to have the attributes that would work in England. He's probably on the level of Darren Bent/Kevin Davies ok

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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by BrianS on Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:13 pm

Gomez is such a flop. I'm going to miss Klose when he retires. Hopefully Helmes can adequately replace him.
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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by  on Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:32 pm

anybody remember how Klinsi said EVERYBODY at Bayern should learn another foreign language ?

how he presented his ideas as CUTTING EDGE ?

well, the funny thing is, the revolutionary did f@ck ALL to implement ANYTHING

just a lot of HOT "I'm the big INNOVATOR, the BUndesliga can learn so much from me" -NONSENSE

it now turns out that the Mexican assistant coach still does not speak ANY German at all, and that the BIG STARS like Toni and Ribery just refuse to learn the language of Goethe as well

ie

REAL communication about tactics and strategy is therefore virtually impossible, certainly during the game

according to bild, it now turns out that the other clubs HAVE ACTED

without the usual Klinsi PR nonsense

ie

QUIETLY and EFFECTIVELY

every HSV player's contract with a foreign player stipulates that he HAS to learn German

other clubs make learning the lingo obligatory as well, including Hoffenheim

some clubs, even have financial penalties when players don't attend classes

meanwhile, at REVOLUTIONARY Bayern, the attendence of language classes is

OPTIONAL

and Toni said in the past he was not really interested in improving his German skills and feels it's not really a priority for Klinsi anyway

Doh Laugh

@ Klinsi

stop talking the talk and start walking the walk

and next time

maybe

QUIETLY and EFFICIENTLY

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/hsv/2008/12/17/deutsch-klausel/fuer-hsv-stars.html
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Post by  on Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:47 pm

latest news on the Kroos mistreatment

his father, a football manager himself, has met the Bayern bosses for a second time, to ask them to

FREE HIS SON

on loan

or any other way

the Bayern bosses refused, pointing out that they needed a big bench this season

says Kroos Snr

"Ich bin STINK-SAUER"

(the man is LIVID)

the worst thing apparently is, that

"the trainer (Klinsi) cannot tell me what his plan with my son is"

ie

he has ZERO chance of breaking into the team and there is no specific training regime that Kroos Jnr has to follow to get a fair chance

against Lyon Ribery was not playing, so Borowski got his chance

fair enough

but the next midfield substitution was Alintop who has been injured for some time

the Bayern bosses told Kroos Snr Altinop was preferred over the German talent because he was a Turkish international (ie higher up the hierarchy)

which really

makes a mockery of Klinsi's endless talk of players just having to step on it in training to catch his attention

and now

Bayern are VERY close to signing another German "talent of the century"

Baumjohann of Gladbach, who also plays in the Kroos position

Yikes

the lad will see ZERO action and just waste away like the rest of our talents at Bayern

Doh

SACK KLINSI, HOENESS and DUMMENIGGE NOW

the destroyers of German football

Yikes
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Post by  on Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:14 pm

on the Kroos fiasco

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/453/452161/text/

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according to Sportbild

further Klinsi U-Turns:

players are now allowed to do stretching and conditioning exercises as they like

in the past, Klinsi had come up with specific schedules, and even computer programmes that monitored everything

this is now gone

time spent at the new state of the art training centre is now significantly reduced

the time allocated for talks is equally reduced

Klinsi calls this : " mehr Eigenverantwortung"

lol!

what a PR genius the Californian is

Laugh

asked by the FAZ about all those endless U-turns back to the old allegedly old-fashioned Hitzfeld system, Klinsi says something like this

"alle im Verein hinterfragen sich permanent , um immer besser zu werden. das betrifft mich natrlich auch"

what a cheeky bastard

Laugh Ale

Angela Merkel has a bit of a PR problem at the moment trying to sell her Konjunturprogramm

she really should hire Klinsi

Smile

fortunately, the American has a subscription on LUCK

he could not have had an easier CL draw

sport1 already calls it the Bayern-Dusel

Wink
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Re: "Klinsi SACKED: van GAAL to come"

Post by  on Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:37 pm

Lell recently gave an Interview saying how pissed off he was about being benched all the time, when clearly, he did not consider himself being worse than Oddo

"if this does not change, I will have to think of leaving the club"

Laugh

first Schlaudraff then Jansen, Poldi, Borowski and now Lell

they are all pissed off as well about Klinsi's anti-Germany bias

and SAYING so OUT LOUD

Ale

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sensational interview with Sammer in the Kicker a few weeks back

try to find it online

the guy has the finest football brain in the world right now

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and then, Rudi Vller attacks

a) the EPL (if it's so brilliant, then why do our German talents all return NOT HAVING IMPROVED ONE IOTA)

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/artikel_56497.html

b) Lw and Klinsi and their obsession with English football

what a LEGEND

Ale
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Post by anglophileHedgehog on Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:45 pm

Otto! Hug
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Post by Ricardo Jol on Sun Jan 18, 2009 3:51 pm

@Otto,

I really liked Klinsi he benched Mark von Bommel for being too German....ok
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Post by TITO on Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:31 pm

There's a breaking news on Goal that Podolski is back at Cologne.
Is that a confirmed news?
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Post by anglophileHedgehog on Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:30 pm

Pretty much. Looks like the official announcement will follow tomorrow.

http://www.fussball24.de/fussball/1/7/38/70611-hoeness-zu-podolski-wechsel-am-montag-vollzug

They're quoting Hoeness himself, so I guess it's done.
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Post by Ricardo Jol on Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:42 pm

anglophileHedgehog wrote:Pretty much. Looks like the official announcement will follow tomorrow.

http://www.fussball24.de/fussball/1/7/38/70611-hoeness-zu-podolski-wechsel-am-montag-vollzug

They're quoting Hoeness himself, so I guess it's done.

It's a HUGE step back for the prince... Shocked
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Post by TITO on Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:12 pm

How come no one else stepped forward in order to sign him?
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Post by DS on Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:01 am

He isnt that strong mentally, to be honest he hasnt been helped at all by Bayern, we havent really developed him that well, under a better manager and a more friendlier environment, he could have really be good, which he still can.
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Post by  on Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:18 pm

TITO wrote:How come no one else stepped forward in order to sign him?

MANY did

Mancity, Roma and endless others

he wanted back home though

and yes, of course, it's a step back

but better "a regular" at his beloved Cologne than a bench-warmer at another club

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breathtakingly cheeky interview by Klinsi

http://www.zeit.de/2009/05/Klinsmann-05?page=1

one lie after another

and the ZEIT journalist does NOTHING to nail the Californian down Yikes

apparently, Bayern are now as fit as NEVER BEFORE

only yesterday Schweini said Bayern now had the same fitnesslevel as under Magath

lol!

Klinsi=Magath II

wow, what a revolution

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Post by  on Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:23 pm

good interview with Klopp

http://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/article3043724/Juergen-Klopp-moechte-auch-mal-Bayern-Trainer-sein.html

his attitude to CHARACTERS is the exact opposite to Lw's and to some extent Klinsi's

Ale
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Post by  on Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:24 pm

amazing to see how quiet it has become around Klinsi and his "revolution" lol!

Psycho gave many interviews during and after the winter training camp in Dubai, saying that the players were finally beginning to gel, that they now knew what he wanted to do and that they were FITTER THAN EVER BEFORE

well, nobody hired him as a fitness coach, but as a REVOLUTIONARY who would bring new ways Ale

Klinsi and Hoeness pointed out that at the beginning of the season ALL THE INTERNATIONAL players came late into training (after Euro 2008) and that only NOW, after the first training camp together, they could and would really attack

in this sense, the defeat in Hamburg, with its abysmal first half, was an eye-opener about Klinsi's revolution Laugh

11 unmotivated Bavarians getting outfought by the fitter and more committed Hamburgers left many at Sbener STrasse speechless

Ze Roberto said that Klinsi was shouting his socks off in the break for TEN minutes

it still was not enough

not surprising then, that Klinsi=Fitnesstrainer or Klinsi=Motivator is losing some of its lustre

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it gets worse though

fans and journalists are beginning to find other clubs more interesting

Leverkusen get SUPER-TALENT Kroos on a loan and the lad clearly WANTS to LEAVE Bayern and DREAMS of joining Vller's boys

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/artikel_63315.html

others before him like Kiessling and Helmes have also preferred Bayer to Bayern Ale

even worse, it becomes obvious that under Klinsi German TALENTS are leaving in droves (Poldi, Jansen, Kroos, Schlaudraff, Hummels, Niedermeier ?,...)

talk of helping young German talents is dying at warp-speed, Klinsi's team consists of HUGELY experienced old hands

just like under Magath and even more so than under Hitzfeld, who still rotated a lot

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/144/456808/text/

Hoeness now said that Klinsi underestimated the pressure at Bayern where you have to WIN EVERY SINGLE GAME

this led him to conclude that he could no longer experiment with TALENTS

and indeed, Klopp just said something like this

"no disrespect to Klinsmann, but when you are at Bayern you HAVE to win BACK-BACK-TITLES, such is the quality of the squad"

well, at the moment Bayern are FOURTH in the league Yikes

and even ZERO-BUDGET BERLIN are ahead of them Yikes

considering that the two old warhorses of the last years, Schalke and Bremen, are in free-fall, Bayern should be cruising at the top of the league with ten points in hand

accordingly, everybody is raving about Hoffenheim (who lost their star striker , 18 goals in 16 games, this winter for the rest of the season, + their other super-striker Obasi+ have to replace their Brazilian playmaker for two games) and STILL WIN Yikes

as for Berlin nobody believes they will keep it up, but what an achievement to be there in the first place

and HSV under Jol could very well qualify for the CL this season Ale

meanwhile, EVERYBODY is talking about Bayer Leverkusen and their EXCELLENT deals

LKusen would even lead the table now , if they had been less unlucky at times

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ON PAPER

Bayern are still 95% likely to win the league, such is the quality of their squad and the weakness of their main rivals

BUT

if anybody can fuck this one up

it's KLINSI

the "most highly paid apprentice in the world" (Neururer)

Ale

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interview with Beck

http://www.zeit.de/online/2009/06/andi-beck-internet-google-alles-ausser-fussball?page=1

what a clever lad

Biggrin
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Post by  on Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:51 pm

latest from the Bayern front

a mate went to the public training yesterday and gave me an extensive report

clearly, what you read in the media in terms of reports or Lw/Klinsi... quotes is complete bullshit

as already said in the Nationalmannschaft thread, Poldi was arguably the BEST striker on the pitch YESTERDAY

Lw may now say that the game against Norway would be too early: based on the evidence ONLY YESTERDAY, this happens to be NONSENSE

since Lw was NOT present at Sbener STrasse, he clearly got his info via Klinsi, who has recently declared Donavan to be the number 3 striker ahead of Poldi

so there you go

by the way, Klose did not train yesterday because of some injury; let's see whether Lw considers him to be fit against Norway

as for allez

I NEVER SAID that Helmes or Kiessling should NOT be given a chance against Norway

NEVER

I even acknowledged that Poldi should possible not get A SINGLE MINUTE of playing time

in fact, I have been lobbying for Kiessling's inclusion for some time

yet, as I said, it's customary to call up even those STAMMSPIELER who are unlikely to play, even if it's just to encourage them or to get a clearer picture where they are in terms of fitness as well as mentally

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as for Bayern YESTERDAY

Sportbild now reports that Klinsi will no longer be MR NICE-GUY , that he has introduced a MASSNAHMENKATALOG and will enforce it strenuously

well

apparently, the mood in training was VERY RELAXED

in particular that of Ribery and Toni

Ribery was clowing about like mad, wrestling Toni to the ground, shooting the ball against the club house or players lying on the ground...

Toni with his woolen hat was equally jovial

the atmosphere was certainly NOT one of DISCIPLINE and CONCENTRATION

an interesting aside

Klinsi apparently divided the squad into three groups to warm up

he appointed one player to tell the rest of his group what to do

the blue shirts had Toni as their leader

rather bizarrely Toni shouted ALL his instructions in ITALIAN (which of course nobody understands) Laugh

Klinsi got wind of it and instructed Toni to switch to German, which he then did with stuff like "vorwrts", "auf, auf"....

rather satisfied, Klinsi then walked into a different direction together with his Mexican ASSISTENT-Manager

the two talked about the planned training excercises, ie , basic football stuff

IN ENGLISH Yikes

considering that the Mexican is responsible for giving detailed instructions during the games to the players, it might help if he started learning German, but even Klinsi could not be arsed to help him out in training

not THAT much of a priority , it seems

+

the American fitness trainer gave ALL his very basic instructions in ENGLISH as well

Doh

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ok chaps

that's it for the Klwsi bashing


he or her, who does not want to see the blatently obvious cannot be helped

it's like fighting against wind-mills

bizarrely, there are still MANY Klwsi fans on here

when in the press, amongst "experts" and real Bayern fans they have all but disappeared

go the Bayern fan Forum(s) and see how much final credit Klinsi lost by loaning out Kroos

you are on your own now in your little bubble, so God bless you

@allez

read Norman Finkelstein on the Holocaust industry

excellent stuff Ale
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Post by COTR on Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:37 pm

lol!


Boy you are good otto
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Post by chrissicross on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:05 pm

Mach dir nichts draus, Otto. So ist das im Leben: Manchmal verliert man, und manchmal gewinnen die anderen. Wink
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Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:40 am

children and chrissi

Laugh

I do INDEED WIN some Smile

rarely had Klinsi received WORSE press than after the 5:0 against Lissabon


media clobbered him, because the "success tactics" were the result of a tactical palace coup staged by Lahm and Co"

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tonight's game against Leverkusen should provide some relief though

Bayer NEVER win against Bayern

it's a LAW

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who were the Neururer detractors on here again ?

was it Anglo and, you chrissi ?

Neururer, of course, famously, called Klinsi the "best paid apprentice in the world" , when he, ie Peter, was still unemployed

these days the moustache owner is in charge of Duisburg

doing a SENSATIONAL job

http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/727/460361/text/

the manager every "modern German football fan" likes to make fun of is producing the kind of results that Klinsi will have to come up with SOON, otherwise, it's

Klinsi RAUS !

think about it

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Post by anglophileHedgehog on Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:17 am

Yes, I'm kind of leading the Anti-Porno-Peter brigade... And proud of it! I still haven't forgiven him for the shi... err... stuff he pulled during his spell in Hanover.


And yes, I read that as well--good for him and good for the club, particularly Stuttgart's ex-player Christian "Tiffi"/"Ineffektiffi" Tiffert, who seems to be doing extremely well.
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Post by Allez les rouges on Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:59 am

I've got a mate who has inverted taste similar to you Otto; it's quite reliable and convenient whenever you're not sure what to think about something Smile
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Post by chrissicross on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:10 pm



Biggrin
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Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:42 pm

Memories of the "Bayern under Klinsi-Era" so far











lol!

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