think about it

HSV are the champs at doing it

they buy a CHEAP , Dutchie, give them a GERMAN education and then sell him on to rich Englanders or Spaniards

at a HUGE PROFIT

HSV bought de Jong for less than 2 million Euros and then sold him to Man City for 20 million

they got Boulahrouz for less than 2 million and sold him for a fortune to Chelsea

and they bought van der Vaart for less than 6 million Euros and got rid of him for about 15 million (the Dutchies threw Silvie in for free)

NOW

HSV intend to continue this tradition

the number one target to replace de Jong is AZ star de Zeeuw

who, no doubt will join the Hamburgers for under 4 million Euro and move on to Barca for 25 million



long may it continue

hsv is a shit selling club

without all this transfers they would be the main rival for bayern



vanbuyten-boularuz

vdv-dejong

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The De Jong fee is ridiculous.

£8m would be an accurate price IMO

I wouldnt mind Anglo to milk me

But to be even more serious, HSV is doing great..they now homemade German stuff doesnt sell abroad! So they buy a cheap Dutchie and then make such a huge profit of it!!

Amazing!

Germans think City paid 15 million

funny how no German players ever get these big money moves

if Germans and Dutchies team up, they could even beat the recession

we simply send all those VWs, BMWs... that nobody can afford to buy anymore over to the Netherlands, where they paint them ORANGE and reclassify them as "Made in Holland" and then we sell them in the world for a premium

in return

the German government invites 500.000 "ordinary" Dutchies like Fey, Guzman, Axel, Ric, and Toon to live and work in the Vaterland for a few years, where we teach them

a) German

b) hard work

c) discipline

d) humility

and then we sell them on to the Brits as ELITE employees for 20 times their real value

a win-win-sitution, making Germany and Holland the two most successful countries in the history of Europe

think about it

So..you will basically use us as slaves...thats harsh Otto!!

Besides most of us have a and b already! D wont happen, certainly not in Germany.

But it is an interesting point, why are people willing to pay so much for de Jong, and why not a few bucks for Podolski??

What makes made in Holland so much more attractive then made in Po..Germany??

Man City offered 25 million Euro for Poldi

but you are right

in football Made in Holland is flying off the shelves whereas Made in Germany has the street cred of a potato sack

football agents are raving about the colour orange just like teenage boys are salivating about huge fake boobies

the truth is the world does not need orange fashion statements just like fake titties are preposterous

the best combo is a real melon held by a real German garment



which reaises the all-important question


is Frau Hayek in love with VETTEL ?





anyway, fey

as you know, the German population is in decline

the only babies produced in the Vaterland these days are Turkish

and the odd Teutonic exceptions are mostly weak and feeble

Holland is gonna be under water in a few years anyway

I suggest you Dutchies move over to the Vaterland, get a proper Bordeaux coloured Vaterlandsausweis and become PROPER Germans

we need REAL MEN

und vielleicht könnt ihr Bohnenstangen unseren Frauenverstehern mal tüchtig den Hintern versohlen

think about it

anyway

check out this website

http://www.3sat.de/scobel/

and read about the "geheimes Deutschland"

Salma Hayek has such amazing tits!!

Well the only ones born here are Turkish as well!! But it has to be said, such an Anschluss is better then one with Austria! We shall teach women their place again!

Behind the frying pan making bitterballen!!!!

I mean, the economy sucks atm..sack all the women!! And let them have babies again!

I really am great in solving problems

Fey wrote:Salma Hayek has such amazing tits!!

Well the only ones born here are Turkish as well!! But it has to be said, such an Anschluss is better then one with Austria! We shall teach women their place again!

Behind the frying pan making bitterballen!!!!

I mean, the economy sucks atm..sack all the women!! And let them have babies again!

I really am great in solving problems

What about Morrocans and Pakistanis. where did pakifey come from

fey

that is indeed one solution

take the women out of the job-market and let each have 4 children

we certainly need more kids

the other option would be the FRENCH one where ALL women work and the kids are put away in Kindergärten

alternatively, we all convert to Catholocism

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did you know that Real Madrid offered HSV 10 million Euro for de Jong and Hamburg declined ?

then ManCity offered between 18 and 20 and the deal was done

Real really want to become ORANJE

are you sure Cruijff played at Barca and not in Madrid ?

Beiersdorfer should sell Castelen and Matthijsen for a combined 50 million to Barca now

I only want to say this....Hamburgers are almost as Dutch as real Dutchies