When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Kroos on Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:59 am

on kedhira

mourinho is stupid, he told kedhira that he dont want his runs bombing forward, he is only in the team to deliver özil, ronaldo, dimaria and so on;

his other key task is to play good in space and break down the enemys attacks, here he has simply no competetion at real, only in alonso

its easy for the press to blame kedhira, when the attacking four dont delivers
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:10 pm

the more Khedira ends up sitting on the bench

in a foreign league

the better the chances are for one of the Benders to take his position in the Mannschaft,

after Euro 2012, ie when Ballack retires

after Dortmund drew their game a week ago, Hummels was saying that the reason for the lost points was essentially Dortmund playing with Sahin/Edu

ie two attack-minded central midfielders

whereas really they needed ONE CM who was purely responsible for defensive stuff like Bender

Löw will HATE talk like that Smile

Sammer now raves about the Benders as well and says they will become TRUE LEADERS soon

Khedira might already be on his way out cheers

incidentally,

note that Khedira told Sportbild the other day that Bayern contacted him before he had joined Real

but that the deal fell through because van Gaal did not want him

QUITE ASTONISHING

instead van Gaal continued to work with van Bommel who he would mob out only 6 months later

and NOW Khedira is gone and they got Gustavo instead Doh

Bayern could have had Neuer/Badstuber/Lahm/Schweini/Khedira/Müller/Kroos/Gomez

NEXT season

with some luck

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Stiftung Haeschentest on Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:07 pm

I can't believe that anyone could write so much nonsense in only one post.

Congratulations, Otto. You somehow managed it.

Rolling Eyes

Edu?

Doh

Who can be surprised that we dropped points when we had a fucking Schlumpf on the pitch. Shocked Laughing


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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:11 pm

Stiftung Haeschentest wrote:I can't believe that anyone could write so much nonsense in only one post.

Congratulations, Otto. You somehow managed it.

Rolling Eyes



I love you too, hase Very Happy

anyway

it seems in addition to LEITNER

Dortmund fans can look forward to the BEST PLAYER of the 2nd Bundesliga as well

20-year-old KOCH

http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/zweiteliga/1101/Artikel/julian-koch-msv-duisburg-juergen-klopp-borussia-dortmund-milan-sasic.html

already a true FÜHRUNGSSPIELER, it seems

cheers
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Allez les rouges on Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:12 pm

Sami Khedira is absolutely nothing like Gerrard, you fuckwit. You really are clueless when it comes to football. Sad

Ballack will be pushing 36 by the Euro, it's an unlikely option at best.

Anyway, I'd appreciate it if you now left me out of your realitätsferne Tiraden, danke. Ale

Robben is a model Dutchie because he's SUCH A GREAT GUY Doh
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Stiftung Haeschentest on Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:06 pm

Luca Toni on van Gaal (Sportbild interview)

"I had never experienced someone like him before. I remember how he once tried to make it clear that he wasn't afraid to withdraw the so-called big names. He just dropped his pants to show us that he had the balls to do so. Fortunately, I didn't sit front row so I didn't see anything."

Laughing

You just gotta love Louis for stuff like that.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:40 am

the entire Toni interview is a mix of being hilarious and INCRIMINATING

the Italian SAVAGES van Gaal

basically calling him incompetent, a bad communicator, a bad motivator, hating Latin players...

the "pulling by the ear"-episode he recounts is quite brilliant

and already well known

Toni now clarifies that it happened on their first common meal, the first day together

and that van Gaal was "YELLING and YELLING" to which Toni replied "Ja, ja, ja, ja"

not understanding a word of Louis' Dutch-German mumbo-jumbo, of course Smile

he would later ask Contento what he had all agreed to and the Italo-German told him that Toni was basically "on probation, that his or anybody's star status counted for nothing..."

and all because Toni had been SLOUCHING in his CHAIR

Laugh

Toni thinks that for van Gaal players are merely OBJECTS not humans and says that when Bayern spent 40-50 million more in the summer than Dortmund but trail Borussia by 14 points it's CLEARLY because the manager does not have the foggiest how to get the most out of the players Ale

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+

a good overview of some of the van Gaal "Sprachschöpfungen" that could eventually enter the German lanuage

http://11freunde.de/bundesligen/136065/deutschstunde_mit_louis_van_gaal

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inside the article: a HORRIBLE attempt by Löw to create an anglicism Yikes



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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:50 am

oh dear

Hiddink now says that working in Germany would be interesting but that, FRANKLY, he is TOO OLD for a big challenge like that

which, if true, means he would NOT accept the succession of van Gaal

ie

Sammer and Tuchel are now in pole position

ALTHOUGH

Dummenigge just produced a STRONG defence of van Gaal

ditto my man Sammer

even if Beckenbauer thinks the Nederlander needs more sang-froid when getting criticised

meanwhile, Dummenigge thinks the behaviour of NEDERLANDERS in general is "gewöhnungsbedürftig"

Laugh lol! Smile
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Fey on Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:23 pm

That's racist! Rolling Eyes

NEDERLANDERS just don't take shit from Germans like Hoeness, Otto and Rummenigge. They arent used to that!

So stop moaning, otherwise im gonna show you meine Eier just to show you my male dominance!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:04 pm

Fey wrote:That's racist! Rolling Eyes

NEDERLANDERS just don't take shit from Germans like Hoeness, Otto and Rummenigge. They arent used to that!

So stop moaning, otherwise im gonna show you meine Eier just to show you my male dominance!

Laughing

keep your EIER locked up, fey

and don't you dare show us your hairy HINTERN either

even if, no doubt, hase and anglo would find it HILARIOUS

tongue

don't fey

you are a smart chap

you KNOW that ALL Nederlanders with their constant BRÜLLEN and their "Besserwisserattitüde" are "gewöhnungsbedürftig"

add to that their predilection to endlessly LECTURE the world and piss against German legs

just to get a reaction

and you have a pretty "special" lot

I will never forget watching some CL game with Bremen in a London sports bar

in walk a bunch of Nederlanders who discovered that me and my mates were fully fledged Teutons

so what did those Nederlanders do ?

they would just walk up and down between us and the screen just to spite the "Germans"

and NO: those were NOT immature Dutch teenagers

those were fully grown Dutch adults

"having fun"

Rolling Eyes Grr lol!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Allez les rouges on Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:50 pm

To be fair, that is quite funny. Ale
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:48 pm

Klose's RECORD bursting performances for DEUTSCHLAND make you wonder why van Gaal CANNOT and DOES not USE the BEST STRIKER in the world

Yikes

in his last 11 games for Germany, Klose has scored 11 goals cheers

he has overtaken Kohler and will soon overtake Klinsi in terms of games played for the Mannschaft

and even Müller's goal record is now within reach Yikes

what a LEGEND

Ale

THIS summer he is available on a BOSMAN

Yikes

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_dfbteam/artikel_349491.html
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Fey on Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:05 pm

He is Germany's Huntelaar!! van G. is right in not using him!

BTW Otto guess who is in the Heimat tomorrow? The first German I bump into, is gonna get a Mirco treatment and im gonna dominate him or her by showing my balls!!

van Gaal set a new trend cheers
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Allez les rouges on Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:32 pm

Miro is incomparable.

Someone needs to do a feytoshop, not to say mural, of Euroboard life as ingeniously dreamed up by Bernd a while back...
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ricardo Jol on Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:00 pm

Ä wrote:
Fey wrote:That's racist! Rolling Eyes

NEDERLANDERS just don't take shit from Germans like Hoeness, Otto and Rummenigge. They arent used to that!

So stop moaning, otherwise im gonna show you meine Eier just to show you my male dominance!

Laughing

keep your EIER locked up, fey

and don't you dare show us your hairy HINTERN either

even if, no doubt, hase and anglo would find it HILARIOUS

tongue

don't fey

you are a smart chap

you KNOW that ALL Nederlanders with their constant BRÜLLEN and their "Besserwisserattitüde" are "gewöhnungsbedürftig"

add to that their predilection to endlessly LECTURE the world and piss against German legs

just to get a reaction

and you have a pretty "special" lot

I will never forget watching some CL game with Bremen in a London sports bar

in walk a bunch of Nederlanders who discovered that me and my mates were fully fledged Teutons

so what did those Nederlanders do ?

they would just walk up and down between us and the screen just to spite the "Germans"

and NO: those were NOT immature Dutch teenagers

those were fully grown Dutch adults

"having fun"

Rolling Eyes Grr lol!

But hey Otto they were HSV fans.... Wink So it was completely morally correct to that.... bounce
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:15 pm

Fey wrote:He is Germany's Huntelaar!! van G. is right in not using him!

BTW Otto guess who is in the Heimat tomorrow? The first German I bump into, is gonna get a Mirco treatment and im gonna dominate him or her by showing my balls!!

van Gaal set a new trend cheers

Very Happy

off the Frankfurt again, fey ?!

when the police arrest you for indecent exposure

could you please make sure to get a mug-shot with a sign "greetings to the Europeanboard"

ta

sunny
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Post by Allez les rouges on Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:00 pm

Ale
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Fey on Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:47 pm

Ä wrote:
Fey wrote:He is Germany's Huntelaar!! van G. is right in not using him!

BTW Otto guess who is in the Heimat tomorrow? The first German I bump into, is gonna get a Mirco treatment and im gonna dominate him or her by showing my balls!!

van Gaal set a new trend cheers

Very Happy

off the Frankfurt again, fey ?!

when the police arrest you for indecent exposure

could you please make sure to get a mug-shot with a sign "greetings to the Europeanboard"

ta

sunny

Yes, and went to Trier to visit der Alte. But forget about that mugshot!

I have made something much better!

We both are against the FEMINISATION of Germany!

Well, that WAR has NOT been lost at all!!

Check this out!





lol! lol! lol!

Needless to say, the missus was INSULTED!

Which is a GOOD sign!

And needless to say yours truely was in STiTCHES

Btw, German people are TOO FRIENDLY to Dutch people!

And to keep a bit on topic..nice win by van Gaal!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:57 pm

Smile

I suppose those Frauerparkplätze were the BEST spots though

most conveniently LOCAted

I tell you, fey, the VATERlAND is going to the DOGS

the ladies are now pushing for QUOTAS in the BOARDROOMS

Yikes

the LAST thing that is STILL working in Deutschland, die WIRTSCHAFT

in fact, it's BRIMMING

is firmly in the hands of MÄNNER

and now the Frauen want to ruin that as well, just like they have ruined the Educational System and the Beamtenapparat

we are VERFLUCHT, fey

VERFLUCHT

no wonder 30.000 of the BEST qualified Germans FLEE the Vaterland every year to live in Switzerland

Ale
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Antarion on Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:17 am

Those Frauenparkplätze are a big attraction to every foreigner out there Very Happy . Your pictures remind me on a story not so long ago, fey.
In January a friend and I met two english girls in a night club in southern Germany. The next morning they asked us if we want to go to Heidelberg with them and we instantly decided to do so. Long story short, I drove with them to the city and into an underground parking lot. The first thing they said after leaving the car: What the hell is this? Pointing to the Frauenparkplätze and then taking several pictures of it. Just like yours.

Biggrin
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Fey on Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:21 pm

Smile

So there are more of those! Excellent!

First I thought it was there for the Lollzz, but deep down it makes sense! Like so many German things, women just cant park!!

Otto, you are right that some things are just plain WRONG!

German TV for example! I've seen too many items about ''Heidi in Hollywood''

The rat is there to PREDICT the OSCAR winners!! Doh

This wouldnt happen if GOEBBELS was still around!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:53 pm

fey

you had a WEIRD map as your avatar the other day

what was it ?!

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meanwhile,

Beckenbauer, aka the KAISER

says that Robbery do not FIT into the van Gaal system

which is why Bayern are successful WITH THEM

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/artikel_352066.html

"Robben und Ribery passen nicht ganz in das Idealschema von Louis van Gaal. Er legt großen Wert auf das Positionsspiel, auf das Passspiel. Er fordert schematisches Agieren."

Und van Gaals Glück sei, dass das Duo genau dem nicht nachkomme.

"Dafür sind Robben und Ribery nicht zu gebrauchen. Es hört sich komisch an, aber beide passen da eigentlich nicht rein - und machen gerade deswegen den Unterschied aus", sagte Beckenbauer

Laugh



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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Fey on Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:53 am

You mean this one?



Smile

It was an idea what to do with Germany after 1945!

The Dutch league would be pretty awesome if that happened!
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Post by Allez les rouges on Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:32 pm

Brejmen No Evil or Very Mad Grr

Borolinsk No Evil or Very Mad Grr
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Antarion on Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:34 pm

As much as Fey would like a European map like that, his life would have no meaning anymore without Germany. Nothing to rave about, nothing to talk about. Over. Smile
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Fey on Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:45 pm

It's true though! Germany is like a woman for many Dutchmen! You can't live with them, nor live without them! Imagine a World cup with NO Germany Neutral

Besides having France and Poland as neighbours doesnt really sound exciting.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Allez les rouges on Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:07 pm

Antarion wrote:As much as Fey would like a European map like that, his life would have no meaning anymore without Germany. Nothing to rave about, nothing to talk about. Over. Smile

lol! Ale
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:11 am

Fey wrote:It's true though! Germany is like a woman for many Dutchmen! You can't live with them, nor live without them! Imagine a World cup with NO Germany Neutral

Besides having France and Poland as neighbours doesnt really sound exciting.

<Ale> ok
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ä on Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:38 pm

Lahm and Müller question van Gaal('s tactics)

PUBLICLY

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/artikel_358520.html

a "holländische Schreiattacke" will follow, me thinks

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:00 pm

Ä wrote:Lahm and Müller question van Gaal('s tactics)

PUBLICLY

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/artikel_358520.html

a "holländische Schreiattacke" will follow, me thinks

Smile

The quotes by Lahm are hilarious !

His claim is that Van Gaal expects them to build up from the back and that's what's killing them. So his complaint is that he himself is too poor a footballer !!!

Only in Germany lol!

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