When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:35 pm

Fey wrote:Its funny that von Bommel is so hated in Germany, he is like a walking German mirror IMO and you lot can see your reflection into von Bommel..here we call him the German!

Bayern have a very likeble team though imo. Very Happy

Smile

by Dutch standards van Bommel is VERY POLITE, FUNNY, UN-CUNTISH, and what we Germans would call "ein Filigrantechniker"

"Rumpelfüsse" like Brafheid, Engelaar, Boulahrouz, de Jong, Matthijsen and Co are NOT in his class

so yes, fey

van Bommel RIGHTLY looks and sounds rather GERMAN to you Dutchies Laugh

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here's why Ribery HATES van Gaal, the man WITH NO HUMOUR



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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Fey on Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:48 pm

Mark van Bommel is as German as you can get, Otto! Lets do the German checklist for him, shall we?

Here it goes:

Bad haircut----Check
A massive c**t-----Check
Horrible skills----Check
Aggresive----Check
Cheater-----Check
Rude-----Check
A massive c**t-----Check
Digs holes on a beach----Check
Gets up early to drop his towel on a chair near the pool----Check
Stolen a bicycle----Check


So you see Otto, he is as German as Bismarck!

Think about that <Ale>
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by blutgraetsche on Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:52 pm

Engelaar... Laugh Laugh Laugh

Die 'Ente aus Twente' and his mentor Rutten are the reason why Schalke are almost bankrupt now. They had no money to spend, but still wanted to satisfy every wish their Dutch "Supertrainer" had. As we all know, it went terribly wrong and it's up to Magath to clean up the mess now.

Magath likely had no clue how big the mess really was when he signed the contract.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:21 pm

blutgraetsche wrote:Engelaar... Laugh Laugh Laugh

Die 'Ente aus Twente' and his mentor Rutten are the reason why Schalke are almost bankrupt now. They had no money to spend, but still wanted to satisfy every wish their Dutch "Supertrainer" had. As we all know, it went terribly wrong and it's up to Magath to clean up the mess now.

Magath likely had no clue how big the mess really was when he signed the contract.

Engelaar had to play too soon after he was injured at Schalke : you judged him too soon...

At PSV he's carrying the defensive part of midfield again, they got him for a steal Laugh
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Isco Benny on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:25 pm

Fey wrote:Mark van Bommel is as German as you can get, Otto! Lets do the German checklist for him, shall we?

Here it goes:

Bad haircut----Check
A massive c**t-----Check
Horrible skills----Check
Aggresive----Check
Cheater-----Check
Rude-----Check
A massive c**t-----Check
Digs holes on a beach----Check
Gets up early to drop his towel on a chair near the pool----Check
Stolen a bicycle----Check


So you see Otto, he is as German as Bismarck!

Think about that <Ale>

lol!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:28 pm

Funny thing is : even before he moved abroad, everybody was calling Van Bommel "the German".....Fey isn't even making this one up Ale
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by blutgraetsche on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:33 pm

Axeslammer wrote:
Engelaar had to play too soon after he was injured at Schalke : you judged him too soon...

At PSV he's carrying the defensive part of midfield again, they got him for a steal Laugh

Engelaar is just too slow for the Bundesliga. Not just in the physical sense, he seems to think too slow also. He moves like an oil tanker and reacts like a sloth on opium.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Ricardo Jol on Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:44 pm

Especially the period van bommel had a moustache was as if he just came out of a rtl plus movie... Laugh
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Lesley on Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:03 am

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:he will spent the ENTIRE WEEK in Holland, busy writing his autobiography

Ah. Stevens reloaded.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:45 am

Lesley wrote:
72-76-80-96-08 wrote:he will spent the ENTIRE WEEK in Holland, busy writing his autobiography

Ah. Stevens reloaded.

Stevens can write ?! Shocked
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:06 pm





lol!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Lesley on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:24 pm

Axeslammer wrote:
Lesley wrote:
72-76-80-96-08 wrote:he will spent the ENTIRE WEEK in Holland, busy writing his autobiography

Ah. Stevens reloaded.

Stevens can write ?! Shocked

Apparently. And he also seemed to have time for that while he was still coaching us and everything was already going downhill. Erm



back to topic:

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:30 pm

Lesley wrote:



back to topic:


lol!

what an irony INDEED

van Gaal claimed to play highly sophisticated SYSTEMFUSSBALL and all he now does is to revert to the old FC Hollywood STAR-SYSTEM

I wonder what he has to say about that in his new THREE-TOME book , soon available in every good Dutch bookstore for about 50 Euros

Yikes Whistle Laugh Doh
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:38 pm

If you really think Van Gaal was calling the shots in the Bayern transfer policy, then you're even more German than I thought Ale
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:54 pm

Axeslammer wrote:If you really think Van Gaal was calling the shots in the Bayern transfer policy, then you're even more German than I thought Ale

he is responsible for Braafheid, Prasnic, and to some extent Robben

he is also responsible for off-loading Lucio and picking Badstuber and van Buyten for central defence

he is also responsible for switching Lahm to the RIGHT (wrong position), probably so that Braafheid or Prasinc can play on the left

he also told German journalists that he was NOT INTERESTED in signing another right-back like Rafinha, he had everybody he needed, he said

essentially though, vG REALLY wanted to play a 442 with Ribery as the playmaker

this FAILED

the only success so far was when superstar Robben arrived and they played the system they had previously not even trained

ie

hardly vG's management genius but the FC Holywood/Real policy of picking brilliant individuals and letting them do THEIR THING

for THAT Bayern do not need vG though, Klinsi could have done it as well

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by blutgraetsche on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:59 pm

That's actually very true otto, all of it. Ale
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:28 pm

Bayern lose against HSV on the road after an amazing piece of Dutch management

van Gaal started with a 3133 or 3331, depending on how you look at it

Lahm ended up in midfield

Bayern had never really trained this system sufficiently, if AT ALL

predictably, it was NO success and scrapped after 45 minutes

Laugh

van Gaal is now doing a Klinsi, switching mindlessly between formations he has never trained and later referring to "more time needed for the team to understand what he wants to do"

well, considering Bayern had just won 5 games on the trot and certainly have the best team, you would think that they could impose THEIR style on other teams

but van Gaal prefers to add a dash of Dutch managerial brilliance to the mix lol!

Bayern are now on 11 points after 7 games

HSV and Leverkusen have 17 Laugh

Hoffenheim : 14

Schalke: 13

Bremen and Wolfsburg: 12

then

Bayern and MAINZ ( Laugh ) on : 11

Frankfurt and Freiburg are breathing down van Gaal's neck with 10 each

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the Dutchie is so clueless, I predict a HILARIOUS SPRING when the Bayern morons (Hoeness and DUmmenigge) will start to panic PUBLICLY

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:41 pm

As long as the Bayern management force him to play Gomez, it's clear who's to blame.

Another member of the endless conveyor belt Laugh
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Effenberg on Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:47 pm

The loss had nothing to do with tactics. It was an even match and Hamburg scored the only goal. Our defense wasn't a shambles this time. Sometimes you just don't win games.

Gomez only played 24mins or so. He should play more.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:00 pm

Axeslammer wrote:As long as the Bayern management force him to play Gomez, it's clear who's to blame.

Another member of the endless conveyor belt Laugh

the way van Gaal (and now Rummenigge) are treating Gomez is a SCANDAL

they are destroying him in front of our own eyes

he is the MOST PROLIFIC Bayern striker , yet, gets treated as if he was Asamoah

affraid

the similarities to what Poldi had to endure are clear

what an idiot Gomez was to join Bayern though

some people will never learn

by benching Gomez and Klose , whilst only playing one striker, van Gaal is also significanlty weakening our World Cup challenge Shocked

as for Robbery, yet again, they did NOTHING uselful and had NO IMPACT

Robbery will be van Gaal's downfall, me thinks

Neutral
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by anglophileHedgehog on Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:01 pm

Gomez knew what he was in for when he signed the contract and it was not as if anyone forced him to go to Bayern.

KEIN MITLEID!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:20 pm

anglophileHedgehog wrote:Gomez knew what he was in for when he signed the contract and it was not as if anyone forced him to go to Bayern.

KEIN MITLEID!

that is true

but based on his goal-scoring record in the last years and his price tag he was likely to assume they would show him some respect

in many ways Gomez wanted to do a Ballack

instead of heading for a big foreign club like Metze did, he wanted to do it step by step

van Gaal is an arsehole for getting Robben when he had 5 top strikers on his book

playing with 1 striker only under those circumstances is ridiculous

but he simply could not make the 442 work

he does not have the tools

he lacks brains and managerial know-how

Hitzfeld would be cruising with THOSE players

Rummenigge's watschn for Gomez is a scandal though

the problem is the price tag

ie, they will not sell Gomez on for significantly less than those 30 million , which they cannot recoup , if they destroy him

he's stuck at Bayern for the next THREE YEARS and Müller will take his place for Germany Neutral

eventually

I am increasingly beginning to think that the Staatsanwaltschaft should just close Bayern Munich down

in the interest of German football <Ale>
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:38 pm

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:
Axeslammer wrote:As long as the Bayern management force him to play Gomez, it's clear who's to blame.

Another member of the endless conveyor belt Laugh

the way van Gaal (and now Rummenigge) are treating Gomez is a SCANDAL


If it were up to Van Gaal Gomez wouldn't play a single minute.

...and of course he's right : who cost Bayern the match against HSV ?

Indeed : the useless German Ale

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:
they are destroying him in front of our own eyes

he is the MOST PROLIFIC Bayern striker , yet, gets treated as if he was Asamoah

Don't be affraid old bean : there's that much to destroy to begin with Laugh



....Assamoah, yet another wunderkind of the nationalized conveyor belt lol!
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by 72-76-80-96-08 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:03 pm

wow

Gomez has essentially the same stats at bayern as he did at Stuttgart

so far he has scored a goal every 109 minutes

at VfB : 107 minutes per goal

based on those VERY GOOD stats they got him for 30 million

then he joins a new club with new players, a new manager, a new system

and needs ZERO time to adjust

he just produces the same amazing football and suddenly it's not supposed to be good enough

Yikes

http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/0909/Artikel/fc-bayern-muenchen-kritik-an-mario-gomez-berater-ferber-gegen-jammer-vorwurf.html

according to one report, Gomez told players in training to provide more accurate passes for him

they , in turn , were pissed off, and went to the club bosses

Doh

the only player I know of who has repeatedly clashed with Gomez in the past was LAHM

the cover SS-Offizier at Bayern

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anyway

FAVRE, the Swiss manager at Berlin, just got the sack Yikes

he managed to steer Hertha to 10th in his first season, and 4th in the second

something, NO DUTHC MANAGER could have pulled off

his man-management and transfer skills were VERY bad though

Bochum recently sacked Koller, another Swiss manager

the only Johnny Foreigner still in the Bundesliga is van QUAL

let's hope he does not last much longer either

then, we will have 18 WOLRD CLASS GERMAN MANAGERS

cheers
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by anglophileHedgehog on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:06 pm

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:
the only player I know of who has repeatedly clashed with Gomez in the past was LAHM

the cover SS-Offizier at Bayern
lol!

Sorry, the picture doesn't work, he still looks like he's twelve.


the only Johnny Foreigner still in the Bundesliga is van QUAL

let's hope he does not last much longer either

then, we will have 18 WOLRD CLASS GERMAN MANAGERS

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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by anglophileHedgehog on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:07 pm

PS: Gomez probably insulted Lahm's bosom-buddyHild€ at some point and Little Philipp stored it in his elephant-like memory.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:32 pm

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:wow

Gomez has essentially the same stats at bayern as he did at Stuttgart

He lost matches for them too ?! Shocked
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by anglophileHedgehog on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:34 pm

Axeslammer wrote:
72-76-80-96-08 wrote:wow

Gomez has essentially the same stats at bayern as he did at Stuttgart

He lost matches for them too ?! Shocked
Axeeeeeee...? Careful there. Gomez at Bayern is fair game, Gomez' past in Stuttgart is not.
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by Axeslammer on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:39 pm

anglophileHedgehog wrote:
Axeslammer wrote:
72-76-80-96-08 wrote:wow

Gomez has essentially the same stats at bayern as he did at Stuttgart

He lost matches for them too ?! Shocked
Axeeeeeee...? Careful there. Gomez at Bayern is fair game, Gomez' past in Stuttgart is not.

'T was Ottoleinches claim, not mine ! Dove
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Re: When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Post by COTR on Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:16 pm

Laughing


Has Gomez been binned already Question

At least Bayern have corrected that mistake quickly. It took us 4 months to get the Robbie Keane cancer out of our team. Bayern are clearly much more ruthless

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