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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by anglophileHedgehog on Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:18 pm

That picture on the left? Or the bit about his hair colours? Or just generally how Anne looks and behaves? Or the fact that he co-wrote a bloody cooking book with that gnome Zacherl? Take your pick and stop slating Mats Hummels. Wink
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ä on Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:33 pm

interesting stuff on homosexuality in football

http://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/article6705109/Schwule-Fussballer-fuehren-oft-Scheinbeziehungen.html

WELT ONLINE: Deutschland hat einen schwulen Außenminister, einen schwulen Hauptstadt-Bürgermeister. Warum tut sich der Fußball so schwer mit diesem Thema?

Eggeling: Weil es eine klassische Männersportart ist. Das Fußball-Stadion ist das letzte Reservat echter Männlichkeit. Dort können Männer richtig Mann sein, wenn sie es wollen. Mit allen affektiven Äußerungen, die sonst gesellschaftlich sanktioniert sind. Wo darf man sonst noch schreien und sogar weinen als Mann? Wenn sich ein Mann auf die Straße stellt und weint, weil ihn seine Freundin verlassen hat, wird er schräg angeschaut. Steigt sein Verein ab, kann er sich im Stadion seiner Trauer ganz hingeben. Ein wichtiges Ventil.

REAL MEN ?

Laugh

if football is indeed becoming more and more feminine

(Hitz, Hummels, Adler, Löw...)

and the AUDIENCE in the stadium is becoming more feminine

ie, more female fans and more male fans behaving according to female norms

then

where will MEN find their "Ventil der Männlichkeit" ?

think about it Ale
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Post by Antarion on Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:55 pm

What about playing a Barbarian in WORLD OF WARCRAFT smashing Dragons and stuff. Sounds like a glorious deed of a real man. Ale

Think about THAT Smile
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ä on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:02 pm

Antarion wrote:What about playing a Barbarian in WORLD OF WARCRAFT smashing Dragons and stuff. Sounds like a glorious deed of a real man. Ale

Think about THAT Smile

Evil or Very Mad

so the men have to leave their BELOVED football stadiums because the women/female values are taking them over ?!

affraid

and as a result

the men have to STAY AT HOME

and play silly VIDEO-GAMES ?!

affraid

Fighting
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Post by Axeslammer on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:04 pm

Ä wrote:

maybe

you DUTCH should sent us 100.000 REAL DUTCH men

which we will place in top positions

so that we German men can learn from you how to be "kernig und kantig" again

wahre G

really COULD happen

Ale

I don't think you lot are able to cope with 100,000 of ours Ale

Look at last night : the Germans have to rely on the Dutchies to safe face for German football....

....and two of us is all it takes to do just that Wink
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Post by Antarion on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:07 pm

@otto

Yeah I think those games are a plague...
but its not that far from the truth actually

I read an interview somewhere that people not only like those video games because they enjoy a trip away from the hard real world but because they can be whatever they want to be. Its like they move their willpower into the game, can transform theirselves into their characters and wanted to be like those. Only to get fucked over by the real world, where they are nothing. Because they don't even try it. Online is so easy for them.

Video games may have more to do with all those changes than you think.
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ä on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:08 pm

Axeslammer wrote:
Ä wrote:

maybe

you DUTCH should sent us 100.000 REAL DUTCH men

which we will place in top positions

so that we German men can learn from you how to be "kernig und kantig" again

wahre G

really COULD happen

Ale

I don't think you lot are able to cope with 100,000 of ours Ale

Look at last night : the Germans have to rely on the Dutchies to safe face for German football....

....and two of us is all it takes to do just that Wink

the sad truth is

I AGREE

affraid

40.000.000 German men

are NO MATCH

for 100.000 Dutch men

affraid

as you can see, axel

I am clutching at STRAWS

so WORK WITH ME HERE

if you have a better idea

feel free to let me know

afro
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Stiftung Haeschentest on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:25 pm

Ä wrote:

where will MEN find their "Ventil der Männlichkeit" ?


In bed with their girlfriends maybe?! Whistle

We probably end up with having lots of violent sex.

Wink

Didn't you just last week say that there will be a backlash to this development? Why do you make such a big deal out of it then?
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Post by Antarion on Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:45 pm

Stiftung Haeschentest wrote:
Ä wrote:

where will MEN find their "Ventil der Männlichkeit" ?


In bed with their girlfriends maybe?! Whistle

We probably end up with having lots of violent sex.

Wink

Didn't you just last week say that there will be a backlash to this development? Why do you make such a big deal out of it then?

That's indeed possible, maybe I should invest into some "Bett-Aktien" because if all the furniture gets demolished over the next years, it will be a Goldgrube. Smile
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Post by anglophileHedgehog on Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:31 pm

Re:Früher war alles besser:

http://www.11freunde.de/geschichtsstunde/128381/das_waren_die_neunziger

Sicher...? Wink
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Post by Stiftung Haeschentest on Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:42 pm

anglophileHedgehog wrote:Re:Früher war alles besser:

http://www.11freunde.de/geschichtsstunde/128381/das_waren_die_neunziger

Sicher...? Wink



Yikes silent Laugh
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by anglophileHedgehog on Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:47 pm

I first thought that was Paolo Guerrero. Wink
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ä on Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:12 am

good and interesting interview with Hitzelsperger

http://www.zeit.de/sport/2010-03/hitzlsperger-mode-rituale-italien?page=1

he is a thoughtful young chap

his views on leadership are not bad either

but rather bizarre as well, considering he was stripped of the VfB captaincy by Babbel and then kicked out of the squad by both Babbel and Gross



Smile
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ä on Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:16 pm

I wonder what häschen and allez make of Hitz' assertion that

FLAT hierarchies USUALLY do NOT work

Smile

so the most MODERN of players, says that the MODERN idea of flat hierarchies (as championed by Löw, hase and allez themselves)

is an illusion that will usually NOT work

Laugh
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if you want to see how Germany is going down the DRAIN

or indeed

is already irrevocably

DOOMED

THIS MAN





has become

THIS MAN



lol! Yikes
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ä on Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:04 am

what the FUCK is going on in Iceland ?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/mar/25/iceland-most-feminist-country

I wonder whether Germany could end up being run like a FEMINIST country soon as well ?!

it's not impossible, me thinks

Deutsche Telekom now wants to introduce a 30% women-quota for all top positions

certain training schemes will only exist if women-quotas are met

otherwise, the entire training scheme will be dropped

and the lads will remain UNTRAINED

Laugh

suffice to say

the other DAX companies have not jumped onto this bit of Teutonic lunacy

but the PR-effect is so POSITVE in a PC-driven media

that "struggling" companies will come up with the same nonsense

so where will it END ?

I geniunely predict

a Bundesliga club will have a FEMALE MANAGER within the next 20 years

Doh

so maybe Löw is ahead of his time

maybe

one day we will think back to the GOLDEN DAYS of MASCULINE football under Löw

wahrer Wahnsinn

Yikes
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ricardo Jol on Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:19 am

Would have been a great meeting between her and Pim fortuyn if he wasn't assasinated in 2002 but became Prime Minister in the Netherlands. The openly gay candidate Prime Minister (2002) loved dark rooms and said that sperm is as tasty as a nice Beerenburg (jenever).

That would have been a bitch fight between them especially because we still want our robbed money back from Iceland
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Post by Antarion on Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:03 am

Iceland doesn't like it. After the first vulcano becoming somewhat active, a second one is expected to break out soon. Melting some glaciers and washing away the feminised island.
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Post by Ä on Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:10 am

incidentally

for those who have NOT noticed it

HSV is now the most feminised club in GERMANY Yikes

they were the first club to appoint a WOMAN as MARKETING DIRECTOR

and this very lady now seems to be in charge of SPORTING MATTERS

as well

she is now one of two BOARD MEMBERS

and

Ziegenthaler, the REAL new brains for sporting questions

is answering to HER

we also know that Klinsmann has been ADVISING HSV in the past

and there are rumours that Löw, the KING of the metrosexuals

is lined up to replace Labbadia

THIS summer

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SHOULD this happen

HSV would experience a CLASH of CIVILISATIONS

Löw LIKES players who say "ja und amen"

who are DEVOID of any MALE personaltiy

HSV are also a DUTCH club these days

and Dutch players famously are "DIFFICULT", "outspoken", "cuntish"

just think of VDV, Boulahrouz, Elia...

does THIS mean the Dutchies will have to leave ???

Löw would be in for a surprise

me thinks

meanwhile,

Ziegenthaler, wants to do most of his scouting in Germany, SCANDINAVIA, and the Benelux countries

and not so much in South America and Africa

interesting
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Re: Scholl bemoans feminisation of German football

Post by Ä on Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:31 am

did anybody watch the latest Deutsche Bahn advertisement on TV ?

apparently, the German rail service offers % reductions , with every round the MANNSCHAFT progresses

so far so good

since this specifically refers to the WORLD CUP in South Africa

can anybody please explain to me

why

the TWO players featured

in the AD

are Ballack

and

Birgit PRINZ ?

Yikes Doh scratch

the TRUTH is

Germany is going to the DOGS quicker than GREECE these days

only nobody seems to notice

@fey

brace yourself

in a few years it's too late

and the EU will come up with a "German male RESCUE programme"

you may moan about Greece and the Euro NOW

the CRISIS of the German MALE will hit you Dutch far HARDER

it will trigger an exodus of Dutch MEN to the Vaterland

leaving the Lowlands without ANY Dutch men to protect the dykes

if you do not REACT now

it could be too late

Grr
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Post by Ä on Wed May 26, 2010 11:47 am

good news, chaps

the BAYERN players just arrived in the MANNSCHAFT training camp

and the STEEL they add will , surely, make our team even more FEROCIOUS than in the past



just looking at the two , you can almost SMELL THEM:

peach-blossom with a hint of peppermint , says I

+

the MONSTER



Laugh

Klose's buckle suggests:

this is a KAMPFSPORT, I practice

his T-shirt shouts:

why wear Egyptian cotton when you can have Tai Silk ?

lol!

what Niles and Frazier are to American men,

the lads above are to German ELITE sports FIGHTERS

Laugh

bring on the World Cup, says I

we may not get very far

but at least we SMELL GOOD

wahre G
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Post by Allez les rouges on Wed May 26, 2010 1:48 pm

Ä wrote:leaving the Lowlands without ANY Dutch men to protect the dykes

Embarassed Yikes

You smell nice Otto Blush
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Post by fcb on Wed May 26, 2010 1:52 pm

Who are the two in the first picture? Their clothes really sum up this thread perfectly Laughing
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Post by Allez les rouges on Wed May 26, 2010 2:02 pm

It's Mario on the right and Badstuber on the left, though I was convinced it was a girl for quite a while...
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Post by Ä on Wed May 26, 2010 2:04 pm

kas wrote:Who are the two in the first picture? Their clothes really sum up this thread perfectly Laughing

Badstuber and Gomez

look how they even shaved their chest hair

I bet you could eat off their pubes without any crumbs getting lost as well

it's as soft and smooth down their as under their armpits and in their spines

affraid

I also like Gomez' CLENCHED FIST

lol!

come to think of it Badstuber probably does NOT smell of peach at all

it looks rather more like an avocado, cumcumber, rosmary "man"

Biggrin

and I have it from GOOD sources that he does NOT grill his sardines like tweeds does

he STEAMS them: that way all the good stuff is preserved

lol!

ANYWAY

others are getting worried

according to Sportbild

SAMMER

is getting furious about the sheer SOFTNESS of the current lot

Laugh

he demands more "Blut, Schweiss und Tränen"

cheers

there is a lot of blameshifting going around as to why "ECHTE KERLE" are dying out

one argument is that today's AGENTS try to make their clients more STREAMLINED so that they are more suitable for promotional campaigns

the counter-argument is that Effe, Lothar and Kretzschman have NEVER had problems getting ads

"penalty catalogues" at clubs are anther problem

ONE critical word and the players get punished

to some extent IDIOTS like Löw are to blame

Magath has NO problem with CHARACTERS , for instance

then again, it's probably mostly a societal problem

der ZEIGEST

Merte reciting football poems on a Bremen radio station is cute

but would Sammer, Lothar, Effe, Frings... ever have done that ?!

even left-wing-Zeitgeist SPIEGEL is now wondering whether

Schweini is MAN ENOUGH

to LEAD the "mannSchaft"

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/0,1518,696116,00.html

Yikes
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Post by Antarion on Wed May 26, 2010 2:17 pm

Badstuber is an absolute clown in that pic Doh Laugh
brilliant stuff


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Post by Allez les rouges on Wed May 26, 2010 2:20 pm

"Cumcumber" lol!

Your imagination really is running riot Otto Smile

What's the latest on the captaincy, mate of mine reckons Lahmi is a shoo-in Yikes

I can't watch that vid right now but if that's Rainer M., DO NOT DISS Grr

(even if on reflection he was a massive fag by Otto's standards)
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Post by Allez les rouges on Wed May 26, 2010 2:24 pm

Although bizarrely in some photos he looks a bit like Josh Hartnett...

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Post by Axeslammer on Wed May 26, 2010 2:36 pm

Ä wrote:good news, chaps

the BAYERN players just arrived in the MANNSCHAFT training camp

and the STEEL they add will , surely, make our team even more FEROCIOUS than in the past



just looking at the two , you can almost SMELL THEM:

peach-blossom with a hint of peppermint , says I

+

the MONSTER



Laugh

Klose's buckle suggests:

this is a KAMPFSPORT, I practice

his T-shirt shouts:

why wear Egyptian cotton when you can have Tai Silk ?

lol!

what Niles and Frazier are to American men,

the lads above are to German ELITE sports FIGHTERS

Laugh

bring on the World Cup, says I

we may not get very far

but at least we SMELL GOOD

wahre G

Otto, you're back on your A-game old bean : hilarious post and spot on too ok Hug

How typically German : starting to get in form just before a WC Wink
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Post by anglophileHedgehog on Wed May 26, 2010 2:39 pm

In the photo Otto posted, Badstuber looks a lot like Justin Bieber... Whistle

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