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    SuperMario

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    The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by SuperMario on 07/04/10, 12:02 pm

    Are Arsenal now decimated enough, to even make it impossible for Spurs to fuck it up?

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Obispo on 07/04/10, 12:25 pm

    Nonverbal Learning Disorder?

    Kimbo

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Kimbo on 07/04/10, 12:27 pm

    Northern Lights Disco?

    SuperMario

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by SuperMario on 07/04/10, 12:30 pm

    Very good Kimbo.

    First word very close. Truncate to 1 syllable.

    2nd word sounds like capital of UK

    3rd word 2 syllables, football club

    debaser

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by debaser on 07/04/10, 12:34 pm

    No London Dundee?

    That doesn't make any sense scratch

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Obispo on 07/04/10, 12:47 pm

    Not Liking Dwarves Grr

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    Post by Tweesus on 07/04/10, 01:04 pm

    Never lick dildos?

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by debaser on 07/04/10, 01:27 pm

    Nazi Llama Debarcle?

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    Post by Ade on 07/04/10, 01:38 pm

    National League for Democracy

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by fcb on 07/04/10, 01:41 pm

    NLD cheers

    NLD National League for Democracy (Burma)
    NLD Novell Linux Desktop
    NLD National Long Distance (telecoms)
    NLD Nonverbal Learning Disability
    NLD Nonverbal Learning Disorder(s)
    NLD Necrobiosis Lipoidica Diabeticorum (chronic skin disorder)
    NLD Non Linear Dynamics
    NLD National Leadership for Development (Zambia)
    NLD Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico (Airport Code)
    NLD Non-Linear Distortion
    NLD Network Long Distance, Inc
    NLD Nervous Little Dogs
    NLD Nice Little Double (online gaming)
    NLD Normalized Levenshtein Distance Laughing

    from: http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NLD

    Deluded F*ck™

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Deluded F*ck™ on 07/04/10, 05:43 pm

    De Guzman wrote:Are Spurs now decimated enough, to even make it impossible for Arsenal to fuck it up?


    Ale

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Axeslammer on 08/04/10, 12:50 am

    Hehe, eindelijk een draadje voor Nederlanders cheers

    Offuh, staat NLD nu ineens weer niet voor Nederland ?

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    Post by Sgoater1 on 08/04/10, 01:10 am

    Neville Likes Dick !

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by debaser on 11/04/10, 06:41 pm

    Today was a dream for Arsenal...Extra-time, plus Palacios getting himself suspended. Christ knows who they line up with midweek, but Arsenal should be 10x fresher.

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    Post by SuperMario on 12/04/10, 11:57 am

    Yep great stuff by Pompey! Nice fuck up by Spuds.

    Lasagna!

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    Post by Obispo on 12/04/10, 12:18 pm

    am I right in thinking that Arsenal could claim the NL Trophy on Wednesday? At White Hart Lane of all places.

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    Post by debaser on 12/04/10, 12:29 pm

    Why yes they can. That would truly be the icing on the proverbial turd cake for Spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs this week.

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Obispo on 12/04/10, 12:31 pm

    True that, would top off a bad week for Man Utd and their feeder club

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    Post by Disco Benny on 12/04/10, 12:34 pm

    Yep we're fucked. 120 minutes of football with just 2 and a half days to rest and play the biggest game of our season.

    Said from the very beginning this is a joke having it in midweek with Arsenal having 8 days to rest. Where is the parity?

    It's a disgrace, and I wish I were less bitter to enjoy some banter, but I just don't see anything but another morale destroying disappointment this Wednesday night and having to deal with more gloating from the Gooners.

    I hate you Bear Grylls

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by debaser on 12/04/10, 12:44 pm

    It's harsh being midweek after Arsenal had weekend off but how do you make these things fair? Same thing happens regularly where teams in Europe play someone who's had the week off at the weekend.

    How do you think you'll line up? Have you got anyone to come in for Wilson or is it going to have to be something like:

    Bentley-THudd-Modric-Krancjar

    I guess maybe Assou at LB and Bale pushed into midfield might give you a bit more energy there..

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Disco Benny on 12/04/10, 12:59 pm

    debaser wrote:It's harsh being midweek after Arsenal had weekend off but how do you make these things fair? Same thing happens regularly where teams in Europe play someone who's had the week off at the weekend.

    How do you think you'll line up? Have you got anyone to come in for Wilson or is it going to have to be something like:

    Bentley-THudd-Modric-Krancjar

    I guess maybe Assou at LB and Bale pushed into midfield might give you a bit more energy there..


    This fixture should have been rearranged for next week not this week. Thet way both Arsenal and Spurs would have played a game, and not a knocokout fixture which can, and did, got into 120 minutes on a late Sunday afternoon kick off.

    Alternatively, Arsenal's team should have been forced to work 120 minutes of hard labour over the weekend reinforcing the glass windows around WHL which are going to get smashed after holding a derby on an evening.

    I don't know what the team is going to be, dread to think considering Huddlestone looked out on his arse yesterday, having only just come back from injury and being a big unit. He's going to struggle for 45 minutes let alone 90.

    Modric in the centre worries me, as does the general lack of pace in the side.

    Bale and Modric on the left are the best source of attacking threat for us, God forbid if Bale got injured before the end of the season, we'd be proper fucked

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Romford Pele on 12/04/10, 05:23 pm

    St Totteringham's day please cheers

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Romford Pele on 12/04/10, 05:33 pm



    Just a reminder Very Happy

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    Post by Matt_AFC on 12/04/10, 05:41 pm



    another reminder Razz

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Romford Pele on 12/04/10, 05:59 pm

    One more thing



    Laughing

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Disco Benny on 12/04/10, 06:04 pm

    Romford Pele wrote:One more thing



    Laughing


    Laugh

    Oh Sol, you big gay bear

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by S4P on 12/04/10, 11:07 pm

    Romford Pele wrote:



    Just a reminder Very Happy


    Great defending from King for both goals

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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Romford Pele on 13/04/10, 12:50 am

    I guess it'll be easier to deal with Big Nick rather than RVP.

    Anyway forget El Classico, give me a NLD anyday Ale

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    Post by Romford Pele on 13/04/10, 12:25 pm

    Yido's, be warned. Return of the Dutch master Very Happy




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    Re: The offical NLD banter thread

    Post by Romford Pele on 13/04/10, 01:02 pm

    I'm bored, so this is our most likely line-up:

    --------------------Almunia--------------------

    Sagna--------Campbell------Verm---------Clichy

    -------Denilson(Providing Song doesn't recover)------(Diaby)

    ----Walcott/Eboue--------Nasri------------Rosicky--------

    -----------------------Bendtner--------------------

    Subs:
    Fabianski
    Tweety
    Walcott/Eboue
    Eduardo
    Vela
    RVP
    Eastmond

      Current date/time is 21/05/12, 09:41 pm