The Curse


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The Curse

Post by EMP on Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:09 pm

This ancient prophecy reveals a lot.

"Thou shalt not covet Valencia's prize assets or a veritable plague of excessively crap signings shall descend upon thee from on high. Thy Championship ambitions, especially thy Champions' League ones shall be smitten to dust and thine prize assets will turn to crap."

Real Madrid ignored the power of the curse until the executor of the power of the curse Special Agent Mijatovic wrought havoc with their ambitions. Their recent success is clearly due to Mourinho recognising that he must facilitate the return of Albiol to Valencia by refusing to play him so his price reaches the right rate for us.

Chelsea coveted Juan Mata and look what happened. The curse has claimed the architect of that outrage AVB. Torres turned crap in anticipation of the outrage to be committed and has continued. Send Mata back to Valencia. We'll let you keep Luiz. You have been warned.

Barcelona was once the best team in the world; then they coveted David Villa. Briefly we tolerated the scandalous ignorance of the prophecy, but it could not last. The curse has claimed yet another victim.

Repent the errors of your ways and do not covet Valencia's prized assets. You can't say you haven't been warned. We will of course allow you to negotiate to take our completely useless dross off our hands at over-inflated prices. <Ale>

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Re: The Curse

Post by Jaime on Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:03 pm



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