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The Real Bastards Team

Post by EMP on Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:04 am

They must be talented internationals who were also real bastards. Looking for total bastards, cheating, conniving, borderline criminals, but very good at football. You can choose any formation you like, but not just because you don't like them - got to be certified bastard. Stinger chose his yesterday, but his keeper may have to go to the Real Bastadrs Adjudication Panel as he refuseso pick Schumacher, or even Quirroga.

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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by worms rises on Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:56 am

Sergio mother fuckin' Busquets and Zlatan.



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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by EMP on Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:23 am

worms 5 wrote:Sergio mother fuckin' Busquets and Zlatan.




That's not a team of bastards

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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by worms rises on Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:30 am

It's a 2 man team.

Their opponents would be overwhelmed by their incomprehensible divinity.

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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by 110% on Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:40 am

worms 5 wrote:Sergio mother fuckin' Busquets and Zlatan.




Busquets is a total bastard, but not that talented

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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by worms rises on Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:31 am

110% wrote:
worms 5 wrote:Sergio mother fuckin' Busquets and Zlatan.




Busquets is a total bastard, but not that talented





Spoiler:
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by Fey on Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:38 pm

Bit of a recent team.

---------------Kahn----
Jeremies---Pepe----Materazzi----Fernando Couto
-------De Jong-------Gatusso
---van Bommel---Keane------Suarez
--------------Drogba---------



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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by Kimbo on Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:42 pm

Fey wrote:Bit of a recent team.

---------------Kahn----
Jeremies---Pepe----Materazzi----Fernando Couto
-------De Jong-------Gatusso
---van Bommel---Keane------Suarez
--------------Drogba---------

That's more of a 'little wankers' team.

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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by Sheffield gunner on Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:46 pm

Alexandre Villaplane - French captain at the 1930 World Cup.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/nov/16/france
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by debaser on Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:28 pm

Goikoetxea at CB
Schumacher in goal
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by The Easter Bunny on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:32 pm

Gentille (sp) anyone?
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by Deluded F*ck™ on Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:52 pm

I'll try, could probably think of some better candidates if I had more time:

-------------Lehmann

Ayala---Montero----Simunic-----S. Pearce

---Effenberg----Vieira-----V.Jones

-------------Djalminha

------D.Ferguson-----Bergkamp

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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by worms rises on Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:43 am

Van Bommel.

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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by stinger on Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:13 am

Here is my The Real Bastards team, decided to use players from my era only, so no Schumacher, no Gentile and no Goikoetxea.

Van der Sar

Tassotti---Walter Samuel----Materazzi-----Roberto Carlos

------Wise----Pepe-----De Rossi

-------------van Bommel

------Voeller-----Totti
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by EMP on Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:22 am

stinger wrote:Here is my The Real Bastards team, decided to use players from my era only, so no Schumacher, no Gentile and no Goikoetxea.

Van der Sar

Tassotti---Walter Samuel----Materazzi-----Roberto Carlos

------Wise----Pepe-----De Rossi

-------------van Bommel

------Voeller-----Totti

Van der Sar? If he gets in for the sending off of Ariel Ortega(provocation of it) where is Slaven Bilic for what he did to Laurent Blanc? Surely that was far worse.
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by EMP on Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:13 pm

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/Stoke-City-Academy-star-Andrew-Hall-jailed/story-16855332-detail/story.html

Most defintely a real bastard. Got off far too lightly. Ten year tariff for that is absurd.
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by The Easter Bunny on Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:57 pm

EMP wrote:http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/Stoke-City-Academy-star-Andrew-Hall-jailed/story-16855332-detail/story.html

Most defintely a real bastard. Got off far too lightly. Ten year tariff for that is absurd.

One of my friends used to play with him Shocked Apparently he stabbed her 60 times and she was only 15.
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by Pierre Littbarski on Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:06 pm

He was probably just trying to show Pulis what a violent, psychopath he is in the hope that it would earn him a place in the starting XI.
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by Fey on Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:07 pm

That's what you get with gingers, no soul AT ALL!
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by debaser on Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:10 pm

Fey wrote:That's what you get with gingers, no soul AT ALL!

ok we should probably lock them all up as a precautionary measure.
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:57 pm

what would be the cost to the taxpayer in having all gingers neutered when they reach a certain age?

I know a lot of them are domesticated, Cooper and Kimbo are fairly harmless once you get past the tedium and backstabbery, but there's always the potential there.
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

Post by EMP on Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:10 pm

debaser wrote:
Fey wrote:That's what you get with gingers, no soul AT ALL!

ok we should probably lock them all up as a precautionary measure.

starting when?
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Re: The Real Bastards Team

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