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The Chosen Glenn

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St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:55 pm




Now that the real business of who's going to claim the coveted 7th spot in the Premier League is all but settled, there's just the small matter of St Totteringham vs St Arsechinham.

As you can see in these images I received from an EPL insider, I can prove that Tottenham are 2 points behind Arsenal with a game in hand

PROOF:


I am also able to exclusively reveal a leaked document which appears to show both sides remaining fixtures.

I cannot verify this, or reveal my source, but it looks genuine.


Who is going to get into the Champions League?

If you know something, say something.

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Isco Benny

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Isco Benny on Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:07 pm

lol! lol!

Arsenal will scrape it again. Here is why:

I was sent this photo by an anonymous source taken from a recent Arsenal Board Meeting.

If you squint and focus closely to the right, just out the frame you will see Arsene Wenger fingering his reptilian mangina as part of a traditional NWO induction ritual

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Fey on Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:14 pm

Spurs to lose it on goal difference...

Why? It's the CoL!!!!
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The Chosen Glenn

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Sun May 05, 2013 6:25 pm

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The Chosen Glenn

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Tue May 07, 2013 11:00 am



WOJCIECH SZCZESNY insists Tottenham are not good enough to claim a top-four spot.
Arsenal’s legendary keeper reckons his side will pip London rivals Spurs and Chelsea.
The legend Szczesny said: “If we win our next two games it will be enough because either Chelsea or Spurs will drop points when they play each other.
“If you look at Chelsea’s fixtures, they have Tottenham and Everton left and they won’t be easy games.
“And Tottenham do not have enough quality, so there you go.”
It is Szczesny’s latest legendary attack on Spurs after he called them “the other North London club” and a club he “hates”.
Despite the keeper’s claims, Arsenal could win BOTH their remaining games and STILL fail to qualify for the Champions League — if Tottenham win their last three and Chelsea win twice after losing to Spurs tomorrow.
Szczesny legendarily added: “I was convinced Tottenham had drawn 0-0 against Southampton on Saturday.
“I only found out much later that they had won 1-0 — but I don’t think it matters really.”
Arsenal also struggled to a 1-0 win at QPR last weekend but Szczesny added: “I would settle for another two 1-0 wins this season and a place in the top three.
“Even if we have more games like the QPR one we couldn’t care less at this time. We just got the three points.”

#Szczesny

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Romford Pele

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Romford Pele on Tue May 07, 2013 11:34 am

Why has this dude always got to try and open his mouth - don't approve at all. The only hope I cling to is that Spurs do what they do best, Spurs it up.

Taking all this into account though, AVB was quick to put the boot in after the beat us in February. Swings and roundabouts and all that.
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Romford Pele

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Romford Pele on Tue May 07, 2013 2:39 pm

AVB put Szczesny in his place. I love this dude more and more everyday. Why do those lot have him Sad
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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Luis on Tue May 07, 2013 3:31 pm

Arsenal have so much more quality in the Champions League don't they...
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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Romford Pele on Tue May 07, 2013 3:35 pm

Huh?
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Isco Benny

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Isco Benny on Tue May 07, 2013 8:07 pm

Wojciech is such a Hashtag Legend.



If he wanted to rile up the Spurs dressing room, then he's hit the jackpot.

To see that incredibly punchable face veiled in cloak of misery and humiliation: I can't think of a more powerful incentive

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The Chosen Glenn

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Thu May 09, 2013 12:32 am

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Isco Benny

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Isco Benny on Thu May 09, 2013 1:56 am

4th place may all now depend on an ARSEWIG.

Who could have thunk it?
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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Deluded F*ck™ on Thu May 09, 2013 8:49 am

Be jokes if a Chesney error decides it.
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The Chosen Glenn

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Mon May 13, 2013 3:02 pm

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Wed May 15, 2013 12:29 pm

There can be only one! Chelsea and Arsenal may have to play-off to decide third place

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-chelsea-play-off-decide-third-1889904

London rivals would end season level on points, goal difference and goals for and against if Gunners win 2-1 and Blues draw 0-0 on Sunday

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by blutgraetsche on Wed May 15, 2013 12:34 pm

Roman Aglennovich wrote:Blues draw 0-0 on Sunday

Will never happen under Rafa...
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The Chosen Glenn

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Wed May 15, 2013 12:38 pm

both those scores are plausible, but both of them coming in is a 100/1 shot. 103/1 to be precise.
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The Chosen Glenn

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by The Chosen Glenn on Mon May 04, 2015 10:52 pm

Congratulations guys! Whoop
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Isco Benny

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Isco Benny on Tue May 05, 2015 10:56 pm

Congrats Arse dudes!

#20times
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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Fey on Wed May 06, 2015 3:55 pm



Bubbly
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Isco Benny

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Isco Benny on Wed May 06, 2015 6:54 pm

One day.....

One day we will step out of that shadow.

And what a day it will be. We will sing songs and burn DVDs to mark the occasion.



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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Antarion on Sun Apr 30, 2017 10:30 pm

<Ale> Bubbly Cool
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Isco Benny

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Isco Benny on Wed May 03, 2017 4:08 pm

It's happened again, it's happened agaiii.....wait what?

And finally we finish above them and this board is dead.

Typical.

Anyway, happy feast of Arseover chaps.

This one goes out to Jack Wilshere, Wojciech Szeznxy and Lukas Podolski, who have been noticeably quiet this year as their careers continue to sink into obscurity.

Cheers fellas Ale
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Fey

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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Fey on Sun May 14, 2017 10:12 pm




Left WHL in style...ok
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Re: St Arsechinham's Day 2013

Post by Deluded F*ck™ on Mon May 15, 2017 1:05 pm



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