Are you a football hipster?

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blutgraetsche

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Are you a football hipster?

Post by blutgraetsche on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:03 pm

Are you a football hipster? Take our test to find out

Do you know your regista from your trequartista? Your false nine from your true 10? Your 4-1-2-3 from your 4-2-3-1? Take our test to see how much of a football hipster you really are
http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2013/oct/29/are-you-a-football-hipster
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Romford Pele

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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by Romford Pele on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:37 pm

50 out of 60 cheers

Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton Laughing
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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by Fey on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:39 pm

You scored 48 out of a possible 60
CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER!
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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by Kimbo on Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:44 pm

You scored 32 out of a possible 60

Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there.

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I understand the false 9 and football hipsterism, I just don't buy into it, i'm OLD SKOOL!
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blutgraetsche

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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by blutgraetsche on Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:18 pm

Romford Pele wrote:50 out of 60 cheers

Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton Laughing
Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.

Perfect hipster clubs in the Bundesliga context are St. Pauli (prolly too well known now though) and Freiburg.
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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by Murray on Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:29 pm

You scored 47 out of a possible 60

CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER!
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Romford Pele

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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by Romford Pele on Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:31 pm

blutgraetsche wrote:
Romford Pele wrote:50 out of 60 cheers

Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton Laughing
Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.

Perfect hipster clubs in the Bundesliga context are St. Pauli (prolly too well known now though) and Freiburg.
I guess it depends on your definition of hipster? Maybe it's because they had been quiet for a while before Klopp's intervention. Can big clubs be hipsters or is that just leveled at mid-level clubs who have decent infrastructure and play good footie?
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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by abundance on Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:17 pm

blutgraetsche wrote:Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.
mostly aestethics I suppose.

A tradition of fugly pale neon shirts from the '90s


and a perfectly hipster club logo and acronym
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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by Jaime on Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:57 pm

blutgraetsche wrote:
Romford Pele wrote:50 out of 60 cheers

Dortmund aren't really hipster anymore though, way too mainstream now. In England it was probably Swansea last season, now it's all about Southampton Laughing
Never understood why Dortmund were considered 'hipster' to begin with. One of the biggest and most successful German clubs, CL winners, highest average attendances in Europe and so on. If Dortmund aren't 'mainstream', I don't know what is.

Perfect hipster clubs in the Bundesliga context are St. Pauli (prolly too well known now though) and Freiburg.
They kind of faded into anonymity for a while though. None of the kids today will remember 1997.
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Jaime

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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by Jaime on Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:00 pm

You scored 39 out of a possible 60

Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom.

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Re: Are you a football hipster?

Post by 110% on Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:45 pm

22 out of 60 and proud of it

Hipsters = retards

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